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funny but true.. by Rockfield funny but true.. by Rockfield
funny but true..
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:iconmarblesfound:
MarblesFound Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015
not true, but funny.

there's nothing wrong with being materialistic or having a large libido. the fact this sign targets everyone, rather than being specifically abusive, lets me enjoy the stereotypes.

but to say "it's true" is rather offensive.. stereo types are not the kinds of assumptions you should honestly believe. everyone is in fact different, WE ARE ALL SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES Derp Face  <- special like this
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Ghastasaur Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, guess what? I'm a girl and the only love I find is in the mind and in the art so your 'statement' is not true. Or funny.
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:iconsalmonjunction:
SalmonJunction Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
Wow, just summed up romance in the modern day.
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:iconpranked1:
PRANKED1 Featured By Owner May 6, 2014
:iconaniplz::iconchildplz:
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:iconcoshra:
Coshra Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Damn those hearts, especially the one to the left ;w; Patrick (Sexy Love) 
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:iconparskick:
parskick Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
not in majority
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:iconlithium-voidprincess:
Lithium-voidPrincess Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
hearts in the wrong place for the girl
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:iconfirebreather2536:
firebreather2536 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I find this picture to be stereotypist and offensive.
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:iconrockfield:
Rockfield Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
yeah i  agree... this our world, stereotypist and offensive and individualist. 
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:iconfirebreather2536:
firebreather2536 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes it is.
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:icongemiiini:
Gemiiini Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Wow
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:iconcartoongirl908:
Cartoongirl908 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
I don't really care about shopping really.
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:iconartboy62:
ArtBoy62 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
It's true of most consumer fixated girls and women. Given the option of sex or shopping, the average material chick will opt for the cool handbag and not the hot sex... Women love their handbags, men love their willies, always have always will.
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:iconandgodcalledmewoman6:
AndGodCalledMeWoman6 Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I couldn't care less for clothes. What I need is a good lovemaking session.
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:icontenshiinuzuka34:
TenshiInuzuka34 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Notttt. I neverheard of getting HIV'S or a baby from shopping,
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:icontenshiinuzuka34:
TenshiInuzuka34 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
so shopping is hardly dangerous
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:iconiblisregime:
iblisregime Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
LMAO@love and Romance...

Great Pic, but love and romance only existed in the time of our grand parents.
welcome to the 21st century...Fictitious beauty only matters.
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Phantwigurl Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Hahaha! XD Funny but true, yet sad but true. :/ Are we really such shallow creatures, what happened to love and romance? :(
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:iconfirebreather2536:
firebreather2536 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I like you.
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:icondogter:
DoGTeR Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2012
^^)
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:iconrockfield:
Rockfield Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2012
:P
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:iconscorpiolibra:
scorpiolibra Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What's that? A cut off penis?
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:iconphantassel:
Phantassel Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
don't get the girl's. . . loves money?
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:iconfirebreather2536:
firebreather2536 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Shopping.
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:icondragonballbeauty:
Dragonballbeauty Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think its supposed to be for shopping. IDK.
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:iconrockfield:
Rockfield Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2012
yeah!
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:iconfantasyangel219:
fantasyangel219 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
o , o
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:iconsharkmaskdeuce:
SharkMaskDeuce Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Student Artist
this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!


ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.








SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.








AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.








NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?

EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.









EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE! HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)

EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT
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i-stalk-ur-face Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2012
yo,learn to spell!!
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:iconlurika:
Lurika Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
I've always thougth those things were stupid... And i still do...
You waste people's time....
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:iconrockfield:
Rockfield Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2012
suck my cock!
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:iconsharkmaskdeuce:
SharkMaskDeuce Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Student Artist
Present It.
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:iconvioletmarz:
violetmarz Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012
oh that must be my mom and dad XD
mom is always sying that she has one in her pockets some where.
as my dad has no clue.. yet
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:iconmike7201:
Mike7201 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DONT CLICK THIS LINK -------> [link]
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:iconrockfield:
Rockfield Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
okay
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:iconanimefreaks360:
AnimeFreaks360 Featured By Owner May 29, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol
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:iconrockfield:
Rockfield Featured By Owner May 29, 2012
^^
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:iconfirecrystal1092:
firecrystal1092 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012   Writer
This reminds me of that movie the ugly truth it is funny.
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:iconacemonify:
acemonify Featured By Owner May 3, 2012   Digital Artist
u already know
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:iconrockfield:
Rockfield Featured By Owner May 3, 2012
kkkk
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:iconlisthetruesuccessor:
LIsTheTrueSuccessor Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Professional General Artist
I don't have a purse OR a penis.
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:iconartboy62:
ArtBoy62 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
Never mind I'll buy you one... A purse I mean..! Geez!! nearly got myself shot there!
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:iconlisthetruesuccessor:
LIsTheTrueSuccessor Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Professional General Artist
What the h would I put in a purse? All my stuff fits in my pockets. NOTE TO WOMENS PANTS MAKERS: I have left you for mens pants. They have pockets.

I think the man you stole the penis from would be more upset then me getting a d*ck in a box.
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:iconartboy62:
ArtBoy62 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013
You can buy a second hand penis like a spare part kidney in Thailand... Some lady boys reckon they're better off with out them... so they end up in a box full of ice... Yuck!

Feeling a bit sick now..! Hope you have a sense of humour... and a strong stomach.
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:iconrockfield:
Rockfield Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
hey this real? crazy man.
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:iconlisthetruesuccessor:
LIsTheTrueSuccessor Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Professional General Artist
Oh my god.
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:iconartboy62:
ArtBoy62 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
Yup... You can buy anything in that country... and I mean, anything!
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:iconbull6692:
bull6692 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2012
i laughed so hard when i saw this i fell down
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:iconapplevspumpkin:
applevspumpkin Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Student Artist
i dont like purses and money can be annoying and stressful sort off at least to my dad
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Neo282Mw Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012
lol
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